The Alternative English Dictionary
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-wad
+ no real
translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word... e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
a
arse
bandit
+ HomoSexual John is an arse bandit
Arsehole
anus British
equivalent of asshole
arvo
afternoon This
word is used extensively in
ass boy
(noun)
++ Derogatory term for male
homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
ass
buttocks Now acceptable term on
US television. 'John has a big ass.'
assfuck
+ asshole, shithead
Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when
someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
asshole
+ anus; detrimental person second
meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
asswipe (compound noun)
+ human male Used detrimentally.
'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the
five bucks you borrowed from me?'
+ toilet paper Not commonly used
today.
asswipe
+ Worthless piece of paper, like a
parking ticket
aunty (noun)
likable older gay male, not
necessarily effeminate
b
ball (noun)
stupid or silly person Generally
used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a
ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said:
"Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack
thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference
to the testicle.
ball (verb)
to
fornicate Popular term in the
ball
+ testicle Usually used in the
plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
baltic (adj.)
cold mainly used in the phrase
'it's bloody baltic'
bang (verb,
transitive)
+ to fornicate Does not seem to have
intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all
night.'
basket (noun)
The visible shape that the male
genitals make in one's pants 'John has a big basket.'
bastard (noun)
+ a despicable person, illegitamate male very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that
John is a real bastard.'
baths, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath common term for
steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
be on the rag (verb phrase)
+ have one's menstrual period stronger
than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
bear (count
noun)
a hairy beefy gay male 'Both Mary
and John like bears.'
beast with two backs (noun)
the form of a couple during
intercourse Often used with "to make." John made the beast with
two backs with Mary last night.
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ jack off (verb, trans. and
intransitive) variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off
twice a night.'
beaver (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar.
For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of
animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
beef (noun,
noncount)
well-built male used by both the
heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
beef curtains (noun)
++ offensive term for the female
genitals using this term to describe an induvidual
girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it
alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet
when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around
in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
bell end
+ tip of the penis enlish slang, can be used to desribe
the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second
l was the beginging of end,
berk
an idiot
(usually male) derived from rhyming slang (
bi (adjective)
bisexual abbreviated form of
bisexual: 'John is bi.'
biatch (noun)
variant of bitch Can be used to
refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg:
"What are you doing, biatch?"
biffy (noun, count, definite)
bathroom, restroom Canadian term:
'Mary's in the biffy.'
bitch
an oppressive woman term has
gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female
dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
bloody hell (b&lUdI hell)
oh my gosh english
slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better
sounding when pronounsed slower.
blow job
+ fellatio Standard unacceptable
term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
blow your wad
+ To ejaculate, to indicate surprise
or excitement John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad
when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money John
took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
bob (noun)
big ol
bitch used to describe extremely obese women. ie.
hey, look out for the bob.
boiler
ugly woman That bird is a right
boiler
boink (verb, transitive)
Have intercourse with. 'John likes
to boink Mary.' current slang.
bollocks , bollicks
boner (noun, count)
+ erection Term not heard much
today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
boob
breast (female) Relatively
acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
brown (verb)
to sniff an asshole; to butter
someone up in order to win a favor. First meaning uncommon; second meaning
common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
buddy (noun)
pal, guy Very used in the States
bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum. See
'buggery'.
buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom)
+ well built physiologically 'John
is built like a brick shithouse.'
bull dyke (compound noun)
+ masculine lesbian synonym for
diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
bum-bandit
person (male) who bangs bums it
should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
bunghole (noun)
+ anus very popular usage among
US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buns (noun,
plural)
buttocks 'Mary likes John's
buns.'
bush boogie (noun)
++ black person very derogatory
term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
butch (adjective)
masculine Term used may be used
in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay
community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
c
cacker (noun)
someone who cacks
Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury
characters: eg "Sod off you cacker
Rawhide"
camel toes
vagina a vagina as seen through a
tight pair of jeans or pants.10
can (noun)
Restroom, room with a toilet
(toilets). 'John passed out in the can.' Very commonly used.
cancer stick (noun, count)
+ A cigarette John, if you keep
smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
cathouse (compound noun, count)
whorehouse Not used as commonly
as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at
the local cathouse."
cherry (noun)
hymen, state of being verginal standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.'
Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John
lost his cherry last night.'
chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underage males. Alternative
form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself
a chicken hawk.'
chicken queen
+ gay male who is attracted to
underage males homosexuals Used somewhat derogatorily.
chicken
underage male. Used in the gay world
only.
chief (noun)
a stupid person You're thick -
i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
choad (noun)
+ penis Popular high school word.
Not to be confused with "chode", which
isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
chocolate cha cha
+ Have anal intercourse John and
George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
chode- OR
-chode
+ dumb person; can be used alone OR
as a prefix OR as a suffix e.g.: Shut up, chodelick!
Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
choke the chicken (verb phrase)
+ to masturbate "Bill was
choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
chow box
+ Eat Pussy Can be used as a
command
Christacrutchian
+ An insult A bible thumping,
back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious
Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
chubby chaser
male who is attracted to fat
homosexuals used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that
John is a chubby chaser.'
chuck
throw "to throw a ball"
to vomit "I'm going to
chuck..."
circle jerk (compound noun, count)
+ An event where a group of males
stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating. Not used in the
straight community much except by young adoleschents
who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk
every Saturday night.'
clap, the (noun, singular)
gonorrhea Common term: 'John got
the clap at the tubs again.'
clipped
circumcised
clit fight (verb)
A sexual game between two women The
sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their clits. For
more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
clit
++ clitoris abbreviated form of
clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except
politically uncorrect ones.
closet (noun, mass)
Hiding ones gayness. Term originated
as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones
gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the
closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the
closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
closet queen (compound noun, count)
A person in the closet. Term used
only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before
he came out.'
cock ring (noun, count)
A piece of leather (usually) worn
around the shank of the penis It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John
bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet
in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
cock
++ penis This is one of the more
common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
cocksmoker (noun)
+ A fellator Any male person.
Canadian term.
cocksucker (noun)
++ A fellator; any male person. The
term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey,
you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
come (verb,
intransitive)
+ ejaculate sometimes spelled as
'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came
this morning."
come stain( noun)
+ Stain (usually found on
sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real
jerk. "Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck
you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
coon (noun)
+ black person
cornhole (verb, trans.)
+ to have anal intercourse with
someone This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
cotton picker (noun)
++ black person Derogatory term
for Blacks. Its origins refer to the
crabs
body lice found in the pubic area Old
term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun)
white person A term used toward
white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
crap (noun,
mass)
feces Common term, not offensive,
but should not be used in parlour room conversation:
'There is crap all over the front yard!'
crap (verb,
intrans.)
defecate Like other similar
neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour
room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
crap (verb,
trans.)
defecate Like other similar
neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour
room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his
pants.'
crapper (noun, count)
restroom, toilet Common term, not
offensive, but should not be used in parlour room
conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This
term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
+ to ejaculate in one's underwear
(or pants) In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone
getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the
nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored
'57 Chev.'
cum (neutral,
noun)
+ semen, ejaculate Possibly from
"to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry
(vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John
is cumming inside Mary".
cunt
++ vagina Considered more offensive
than 'fuck' today.
++ woman A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
curry queen
+ gay male who is attracted to East
Indian homosexuals Used humnorously. Considered
racist. 'John came back from
cut (n)
circumcised, having the foreskin of
the penis, or the clitoris removed. Males were circumcised back in Biblical
times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to
the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a
ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the
woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
cut
circumcised seems to be more
British than American. See 'clipped.'
d
darky (noun)
+ black person This is used a lot
by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as
offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.
dick (noun,
count)
penis shouldn't be used in parlor
room conversatin.
dickwad (adjective)
+ someone who acts like a jerk.
Asshole. "Eat me, you fucking dickwad"
diddle (verb, transitive)
have intercourse with unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with This
verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that
'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
diesel dyke (compound noun, count)
+ masculine lesbian Term used
humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
dildo (noun,
count)
fake penis Also
the name of a town in
male person
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
dingleberry
+ shit that dingles from the hairs
surrounding one's asshole Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a
species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
dink
+ penis Slightly cute form of 'cock,
pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
dipshit (noun)
+ any male person. Used as a
derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
Doesn't know shit from shinola
+ "Doesn't know
nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a
person, an idiot. Common expression in
dong (noun)
+ penis Not as common as 'cock'
or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being
confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
doo-doo (noun, mass)
feces unoffensive
term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
dork (noun,
count)
male person derogatory term.
penis
drag (noun,
mass)
dress of the opposite sex. Term
originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community.
'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends
now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show
business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in
feminine clothes Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously
over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'.
'
Dutch or Dutch Fuck
+ To fuck someone between the
breasts I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
dyke (noun,
count)
+ lesbian Term used amongst
lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
e
eat shit (verb phrase, idiom)
++ A derogatory expression, it
has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
eddress (noun)
electronic address, e-mail address
f
fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of
gay men. Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive
woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
fag stag (noun)
heterosexual male who enjoys the
company of homosexual males. Newly coined term.
fag
+ homosexual male abbreviated
form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
faggot
+ homosexual male used by gays to
refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
fairy
homosexual male, especially
effeminate literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the
character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream";
"He's a fairy."
fart (noun)
+ The gas passed while farting. not
very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
fart (verb,
intransitive)
+ to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
fart along (verb, intrans.)
+ to do something very slowly,
without conviction Lkke other terms using
'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his
thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
fart around (verb, intransitive)
+ to spend time doing innocuous
things or nothing at all hardly offensive today.
felch
++ sucking one's own semen from the
anus of the most recent anal sex recipient yechhhhh
feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb)
++ A man who orgasms into another
man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher.
James was feltching me something fierce last night.
finger fuck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert one's finger into a vagina
or a rectum for sexual tittilation. Term can be
used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting
finger-fucked by his physician."
fish (n)
+ Woman (women) Used by gay men
in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by
female genitalia
fist fuck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert a clenched fist into a
rectum Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
flange (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar.
For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange,
projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.
flash your gash (phrase)
++ Invitation for intercourse. Australian
term.
foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though
rare above four.
french
kiss (compound n.)
the act of french
kissing Common term today. 'John likes the french
kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
french kiss
(compound noun)
to insert tongue into mouth while
kissing Common term today. 'John likes to french
kiss Bill and Mary.'
french
tickler(noun phrase, idiom)
A condom with appendages on the end
supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient. 'John screwed Mary with
a french tickler.'
fruit (noun,
count)
homosexual male term not used
much today.
fruit fly
a woman who likes the company of
male homosexuals An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a
fruit fly.'
fuck (noun)
++ (no meaning) Term can be used
with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position:
'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used
with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
++ the act of fucking' (roughly) Synonymous
with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
fuck (verb,
intransitive)
++ have intercourse See fuck
(transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are
fucking.
fuck (verb,
transitive)
++ to have intercourse with someone.
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the
last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not
acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc.
Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in
certain limited cases.
fuck around (verb, intransitive)
++ do nothing imporant
or nothing at all. "John's just fucking around today."
++ go away Used an expletive to
indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
fuck around (verb, transitive)
++ To be somehwt
dishonest with someone. "John's fucking Mary around all the time."
fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
++ Expression in response to an
unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
fuck off (verb, intransitive)
++ go away Usually used as a
command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off,
asshole!"
fuck oneself (verb phrase)
++ get lost Outside of the
literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat
the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck
himself.
fuck up (verb, intransitive)
++ make a mistake See fuck
(transitive).
fuck up (verb, transitive)
++ (1) to make a mess out of
something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable. See fuck
up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2)
"John's parents really fucked him up."
fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
++ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted,
(2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) Derived from and
generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked."
"John's project is fucked beyond hope."
fucked up (passive participle)
++ (1) to be psychologically
maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) See 'fuck
up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs
than normal such as alcohol or acid Used in the drug community for people
who are tripping hard.
fucker (noun)
++ a male person Derogatory term:
'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
++ One who fucks 'John is a squirrely fucker.'
fucking (adjective)
++ (no specific meaning) term is
commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking
asshole.'
fugly ( adjective)
+ short for fucking ugly "Damn,
that bitch was fugly"
g
gangbang (compound noun)
a group performing sex on an
individual The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
gangbang (compound verb)
to peform
in a gangbang 'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
gangsta
bitch
A female who is less than a woman,
who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang
activity Natolie is a Gansta
Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
get bent
get fucked Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
get it on
have sex 'John got it on with
Mary.'
get it up (verb phrase)
+ get an erection rather mild
term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
get laid (verb phrase, passive)
have intercourse Relatively
common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably
required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got
laid last night.'
get off
ejaculate 'John finally got off
when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
get (one's) shit together
correct personality deficiency;
prepare one's self "I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit
letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer
expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."
give a shit
+ to care Usually used with
negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
glory hole (compound noun)
+ a hole in a partition dividing two
toilets I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the
readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies,
unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he
would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly
excavated for mining. These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and
weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a
state park in the
go
down on (verb phrase)
+ perform oral sex This term is
not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
Gob the knob
+ The act of performing fellatio.
god damn
+ (expletive) Probably the oldest
curse in English.Is considered very strong by the
religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it.
Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn
liar.'
golden shower
the act of urinating on another
person. Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
gook (noun)
+ oriental person Asians do not
like this term at all.
Greek
+ Anal Intercourse Mary likes to
have it Greek.
Groe (noun)
+ A Negro, or person of African
descent A pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in
grostulation
the contractions of the rectum
during anal sex from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or
vile!
gummer (noun)
blow job from an old (toothless)
person derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of
teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."
h
hair pie
vagina not as insulting as cunt
for obvious reasons.10
hard-on (noun)
+ penile rection
Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a
hard-on."
have (verb,
transitive)
to copulate 'John had Mary last
night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of 'John
was had by the salesman.'
head (noun)
fellatio To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
herb (noun)
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
hershey
highway (noun)
+ lower intestinal tract surrounding
the anus This word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual
descriptive word which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its
usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey
highway?"
hodgie (noun)
++ An openly gay man. Influences
others by the showing of the penis etc. Originated from an individual named
Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He
showed his dick to me last night!
honkey (noun)
white person A rather humorous
term used toward white people. I don't believe most Whites are offended by this
term at all. Back in the day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe
Theater in
hork
To spit Used in
'
how's
your hammer hangin'? (phrase)
Used to inquire as to one's state of
well being. John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe?
Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.
hummer
+ blow job current slang
hung (adjective)
to have a large penis 'Hung' has
no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger
than Bill.'
i
itchy eye (noun)
hemorroids another
term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms.
That symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the
itchy eye!"
j
jack off (verb, intransitive)
++ masturbate (also transitive).
'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
jack off (verb, transitive)
++ masturbate another person The
direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
jackal
to jack off (verb)ok to use in
class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be
care full))
jackshit (noun)
"nothing". Emphasis on
"shit".Used in the phrase, "John
doesn't know jackshit about women."
jay
(N. Amer.) v. to steal [jei]
etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping
down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ masturbate Used as an
alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
Jesus H. Christ (name)
+ An expletive, considered
offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain.
'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
jizz (noun)
+ sperm Common a generation ago,
this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.
jizzum (noun)
+ sperm Almost obsolete form of 'jizz'.
john (noun)
restroom, room with a toilet
(toilets) Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.'
the client of a prostitute Becky
was paid well by her john for the nooner. Presumably
derived from a johns need for anonymity.
jugs
breasts Mary has got a massive
pair of jugs
jungle fever (noun)
Horny for black men Racially
biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary
learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said,
"You got jungle fever?"
Horny for black men Racially
biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary
learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said,
"You got jungle fever?"
k
kike (noun)
+ jewish
person (rhymes with bike)
knock up (verb, transitive)
impregnate American term. In
knockers (noun, plural)
breasts
know
(one's) shit
be very competent "When it
comes to plumbing, Bill really knows his shit."
krunk (noun)
Word used in place of dirty word Made
popular on late night show by Connan O'Brian. Proper
Use is, "What a load of krunk" or "Oh
boy, is the krunk going to hit the fan"
l
lace curtains
foreskin
Libido
{sexual instinct; lust} John's
Libido was high the first night he was alone with Mary. pronounced lu-bee-dough)
loo
watercloset,
restroom, toilet British term: 'John has gone to the loo.'
loose (adjective)
+ sexually permiscuous
Origannly said of women, but could be said
of men: 'John and Mary are both very loose'
lop cock (compound noun)
+ Circumcised penis This term not
currently in use. It seems to have been used in the 30's and 40's.
love juice
semen Not commonly used: 'John
squirted his love juice all over Mary.'
lucky
the middle
male in a threesome Implies John is fucking one person while getting fucked
by another. Used in the gay world, but could be used in menage
a trois with two men and one woman.
m
meat (noun,
mass)
+ penis Unlike 'cock', this noun
can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John has a big piece of
meat.'
meat puppet(noun)
penis. (Not common) "Do you
want to play with my meat puppet?
meatrack (noun, def.)
butch men in a row Term refers to
butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at tables along the wall in a bar or
some gay establishment. The men are obviously waiting to be picked up. Term
could be used by women in search of hetersexual guys.
morning wood
Erection of the penis first thing in
the morning
mother fucker(compound noun)
++ A very gross person This term
could be the most offenseive expressed in the
language. Ir shows intense anger of the speaker. In
certain dialects it has been shortened to 'mother', but with still the same
intensity in meaning. 'mohter' has become so bad,
that now spekaers of such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother; but use a different term such as
'mama, ma, mom': 'John is a real mother fucker.
mother fucking (adjective)
++ (an expletive) Derived form
'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfucker.'
muff diver
+ one who performs oral sex on a
woman 'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'
n
N.F.G. (acronym)
+ No Fucking Good Usage example:
Your idea is NFG.
nellie
effeminate refers to males,
usually gay though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.'
nigga (noun)
++ (see nigger)
nigger (noun)
++ black person This is probably
the most explosive and violatile word in the English
language, even more so than "mother fucker." It is commonly used by
Blacks amongst themselves, as in, "Hey!..little nigga..wazzzup?" However, it is a VERY, VERY strong word
when used by any non-black person toward any black person. For more on the
subject of "Black English," see The Totally Unofficial Rap Dictionary
also provided by Hans-Christian Holm.
nookey (noun)
+ sex Spelling uncertain. Seems
to be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken
(to fuck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey
tonight.'
noonan
dorky, very annoying person "My
college roommate is a noonan." Derived from an
ND freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison.
nooner,
noun (count)
sex at
the person
involved in a nooner Term usually refers to males
who can't get away from home in the evening.
nudger
+ HomoSexual
John is a nudger
nut
+ testicle Alternate form of
'ball'. 'John has small nuts.'
o
oh shit! (expletive)
+ Expression used when an
unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is about to occur: 'Oh shit!
Now I'll never get that paper done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna
crash!'
old fart (noun)
+ An older male person. Usually
used humorously, though could be considered offensive.
on the blob
+ it's that time of the month Used
commonly when encountering foul mooded women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!'
one's tits in a knot
+ be upset used as a complement
of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his tits in a knot and he kept them
there.'
one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause; idiom).
+ be patient used as a complement
of 'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
+ rural black person This term
refers to the "old-school" black person who does not keep current
with the "gansta" styles of music or
clothing. Black people often use this toward each other in an insulting way.
This is
p
pain in the ass (noun phrase)
+ nuisance Common expression in
the heterosexual community: 'John is a fucking pain in the ass.'
pearl necklace (compound noun)
+ sperm surrounding one's neck after
ejaculation This term comes from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond
of pearl necklaces.'
pecker cheese (compound noun, non-count)
++ smegma Not
used in polite company: 'Neither John nor Mary are into pecker cheese.'
pecker tracks (compound noun, count)
+ Sperm left over on a sheet or
other similar object after masturbation is complete. Noun normally used in
the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of pecker tracks.'
pecker
+ penis almost as common as
'cock'
peckerwood (noun)
+ white person A derogatory word
for white males; used by other races.
pee (verb,
intransitive)
urinate Used fairly commonly
today, Acceptable on American television. It has transitive function similar to
'piss'.
pee-pee
penis Childish term. 'Johnny's
pee-pee hurts.'
period (noum)
menstrual period standard
colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started
her period yesterday.'
phungky (adj.)
cool; other spelling for funky e.g.:
Your new CD is phungky, dude!
piece of ass (nounphrase, idiom)
+ a fuck used as a complement of
'get', have': "John got a piece of ass last night.'
pillow biter
more commonly known as a homosexual!
phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous
fuckerous
pinch one off (compound verb)
defecate Expletetive
reference by men to defecation. Litterally: to
terminate the action of feces extrusion through the anus by contracting the
muscular anal aperture. At work Steve said, "I need to take a break, I
have to pinch one off." (Also: to "pinch a loaf")
piss (verb,
intransitive)
+ urinate
piss (verb,
transitive)
+ urinate in one's clothing E.g.
"John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional reading.
piss ant (descriptive)
a sheepish person. Non-desript individual. Young punk. Non factor "Don't
worry about John. He's just a little piss ant.
piss flappers (compound noun, count)
++ women's labia Very rude
expression: 'John amazed at Mary's large piss flappers.'
piss off (complex noun)
+ thing or person that causes one to
be angry. Derived from the complex verb 'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be
quite a piss off.'
piss off (verb, transitive)
+ make angry E.g. "John
pissed Mary off."
piss up a storm (verb, semi-idiom)
+ urinate for a relative long time E.g.
"John pissed up a storm." It means that John pissed and pissed and
pissed.
pissed (predicate adjective)
angry derived from 'pissed off':
'John was pissed after they threw him out of the bar.'
drunk derived from 'pissed off':
'John got pissed at the bars last night.'
pissed to the gills (adjective phrase)
+ very inebriated One of many
expressions for inebriation. 'John got pissed to the Gills at the White
Swallow.'
pitch a tent in your shorts(phrase)
To get an erection When John saw
Mary naked he pitched a tent in his shorts.
plow (verb)
aggressive insertive
intercourse The passive partner can "get plowed" or "be
plowed." Albee's _Virginia Woolf_
used plow in the active sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few pertinent
wives."
pocket pool
to play with yourself discreetly
with your hands in your pocket(s) "I was playing pocket pool with
myself as I stood in front of her"
pocket pool (noun)
to stand with hand(s) in pockets and
fondle penis/testicles Requires boxer shorts and pleated trousers. "Hey
John, how's that game of pocket pool going?"
poon
tang (noun phrase)
+ vagina, pussy slang.
poop (noun,
mass)
feces Relatively harmless term:
'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
poop chute (noun phrase)
anus the passage through which
excrement travels, possibly derived by analogy from "trash chute;" a
phrase often used to describe the anus in the context of discussions of anal
sex, as in "Up the old poop chute." The variant spelling, "poopshoot," does not seem to reflect the derivation of
the word
pooper-scooper (noun, count)
small shovel for picking up dog
feces A somewhat cutesy term: 'The people of big cities are expected to use
pooper- scoopers when they take their dogs out for a walk.'
poopshoot (noun, count)
+ anal canal Not a common term:
'John likes to shove long slender objects up his poopshoot.'
+ rectal canal Not commonly used
today: 'John's got bugs up his poopshoot.'
poor white trash or p.w.t.
(noun)
+ This term is pretty
self-explanatory. Be careful! It can enrage those who are the recipient of this
term.
porch monkey (noun)
++ black person A very derogatory
term referring to Blacks. This word is very common among the rural areas of the
postal
crazy, psychotic derived from
deranged postal workers who shoot people and then commit suicide "John
went totally postal on me today."
prick (noun,
count)
penis Just another word for it:
'Mary like's John's big prick.'
pubes
pubic hair or pubic area Recent
derivation: 'John found crabs in his pubes.'
pull one's pud
+ masturbate As far as it is
known, 'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was
pulling his pud.'
pull the pin (verb)
to masturbate Derived from
pulling the pin of a grenaded. "John was pulling
the pin last night."
pussy
+ vagina also refers to a cat,
but not a woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers to any cat or a
female cat.
q
quad (noun)
A very clumsy person. Often used
amongst friends when one makes an embarrasing play
during a sports match, e.g. missing a penalty kick, missing the backboard, etc.
Derived from the word quadraplegic.
queef
+ a pussy fart i.e. an
unpleasantly smelling encapsulation of gas excreted through the vagina, like a
fart
queen
gay male who is dominant and rather
effeminate This term is used on construction with many other terms.
Queer (KWEER)
++ 1)A Catchall word for someone who
is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, or a
straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John is a Queer
Activist."
queer
+ homosexual male Once considered
very derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay community.
quim
nuts
+ used to refer to a particularly
hanging vagina. john said,"look at the quim nuts on her" whilst browsing through a crotch mag.
quim
+ vagina less offensive term than
cunt
quim(kwimm)
+ Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig.
quim(noun)
+ Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig.
r
rack (noun)
large, firm breasts Check out the
rack on that chick!
rag week (noun)
+ the week of the female period slang.
orig in university campuses,with
reference to annual charity 'rag' week, mainly used to describe male
frustration at girlfreinds period i.e. 'been getting
it regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's on rag week'
Rainbow Kiss
when a menstruating female engages
in reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his semen with
her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's mouths. For
more information on a Rainbow Kiss call 1-800-***-**** M-Th
ranch(ed/ing)
++ The action and content of a males
ejaculation To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have
Ranched.
red tide (noun phrase, idiom)
+ menstral
period 'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'
red wings
Preforming
cunnilingus during menses To earn your "red wings" would be to eat
pussy during menstration. The "eater" would
then have a "blood mustache".
redneck (noun)
racist white person This term
previously refered only to the rural prejudice
whites, mostly farmers, who have reddish necks (or a "farmer's tan").
However, its usage has become a lot looser in the past few years and now
includes any racist white.
reestie (adj)
Describes unpleasant odour, object or person. Often used in conjunction with
the word 'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of the reestie
excess" trans.:"I had to rid myself of the
unpleasant odour/object/person etc." Originated in
rice
queen
+ gay male who is attracted to Asian
homosexuals Used humnorously. Considered racist.
riding the porcelain bus
throwing up in the toilet Australian
slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain
bus."
rim (v.t.)
++ to lick someone's anus 'Mary
rimmed John's asshole.'
rim job (n.)
++ the act of 'rimming'--licking
someone's anus
rump-shaker (noun)
+ the act of sexual intercourse example:
John and Mary left to do the rump-shaker.
s
sausage jockey
+ homosexual male used to desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g.
Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey.
scallywag (noun)
penis Origins unknown.
"Pirate Pat was playing with his Scallywag."
scat
indulgence in feces Term not well
known outside of circle and the gay world..
screw (noun)
+ fuck (noun) Synonymous with
'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'
screw (verb,
transitive and intransitive)
+ fuck Can be used as a
replacement for most functions of 'fuck': screw up, screw around, screw off.
'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fucking'. It does exist
as a gerund and a participle: 'John is screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing
Mary is fun.'
screw (verb,
transitive)
to take unscrupulous advantage of 'The
used car salesman screwed John again.'
sex fight (verb)
A sexual game played between two
persons A sexual play in which each sexual partner tries to make his/her
opponent come first. Sex fight can be played between members of the opposite or
the same sex. For more details of this game see the phrase sex fighter.
sex fighter
a man or a woman who likes to play
the sex fight game A sex fighter tries to make his/her opponent come first when
he/she is fucking with her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the
sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. The loser comes first
!Sex fight has nothing to do with S/M. It's played with kisses,caresses,bites,
strong prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of dirty talking to excite your sexual opponent in
order to make him/her come first.Many times the final
winner comes right after his/her opponent. He/she is the winner anyway.Sex fight can be played between two persons in order
to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest this time. If they have a
different oppinion for something they can play sex
fight, the winner decides. E.g if the man wants to
see a basketball game and the woman wants to see a soap opera, they can use sex
fight in order to find out what they will see.Sex
fight can also be used in order to prove someone's superiority via sex. It can
be played between members of the same sex.
shit (noun)
+ feces Very commonly used today.
In addition to its literal reference, it has many, many subreferents.
It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'
shit (noun,
count)
+ a person Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'
shit (verb,
intransitive)
defecate Verb not used as much as
noun.
shit (verb,
trans.)
+ to lie to someone Perhaps not
as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting Mary.'
defecate in ones clothes E.g.:
John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in addition to the literal
meaning, the meaning to be very astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary
told him she was knocked up."
shit on a shingle (nounphrase)
chipped beef
on toast
shit out
of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom)
+ really out of luck 'John was
shit out of luck after he failed his course for the third time.'
shitcan (verb)
+ To get rid of something. "Shitcan that paper, dude."
shitfaced (adjective)
+ very intoxicated 'John and Mary
really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.'
shitfit (compound noun)
+ any kind of a small fit 'John
had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.'
shithead (compound noun)
+ a person Used detrimentally
only. 'John is a real shithead.'
shithouse (adjective)
bad
situation Australian and
shithouse
+ outhouse 'John knocked the
shithouse over while Mary was using it.'
shitlist (compound noun)
+ a hypothetical list of person whom
one is angry at Used in the following ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of people John is angry
at grows)
shits (noun,
plural definite)
+ any displeasurable
situation Always used with the definite article: 'The weather is the shits
today.'
diarrhea Always used with the
definite article: 'John has the shits.'
shitstain
+ (noun) stupid person. Somewhat
stronger than calling someone a "shit"
+ (noun) stupid person. Somewhat
stronger than calling someone a "shit"
shoot off (complex verb, intransitive)
+ ejaculate Same as shoot 'ones'
load: John shot off as soon as Mary touched his dick,
shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom)
ejaculate Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he saw the nude
photo of James Dean.'
shoot one's wad
+ ejaculate Same as shoot 'ones'
load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into the circle jerk.
sissy
+ an effeminate male, a homosexual
male The second reading is often used humorously by gays: "We're going
to a sissy bar."
sister
platonic gay buddy of another gay Term
not used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are sisters.'
sixty-nine (compound noun)
+ perform oral sex This term
tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill performed 69 on each other.'
sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal)
+ to reciprocally perform oral sex
with a partner This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixty-nined each other.'
skull fuck
fellatio,blow job,gummer,hummer, Kristin gave Dino the skull fuck of
his life during the Canucks game Saturday!
slant
++ someone of chinese
origin considered to be very racist by Asians.
slapper
+ abusive word for a woman,impling that she is cheap,ugly
and sexually active.
slut (noun, count)
+ a loose and morally questionable
woman Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that Mary
is a slut'
snatch
+ vagina less offensive term than
cunt
sod off (command)
trying to tell someone you are not
impressed by their presence Can be used as an alternative to "fuck
off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!"
son of a bitch (noun phrase)
+ a despicable person very common
term, less offensive today than a generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one
son of a bitch.'
spank the monkey(verb phrase)
+ to masturbate "John was in
the bathroom spanking the monkey"
spear chunker (noun)
++ black person A very derogatory
term referring to Blacks. This word's origins are derived from both the past
and present state of hunting styles by African natives.
spooge
sperm "When I got home from
fucking my girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't have dried spooge
spunk
semen Common
in
squirt -n-
spurt (verb)
+ masturbation (particularly when
the cum spurts out) "John was playing squirt -n- spurt last night, in
bed."
stiffy (noun)
an erection An example of its
usage is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled
her panties down."
suck a fatty
+ Go suck a big fat dick! Usually
used in the place of fuck you
swedish
homosexual One of several euphimisms for gay: 'John is swedish,
you know.'
sweet f.a.
fuck all nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do today
sweet fucking Jesus (phrase)
++ expletive with no particular
meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise and generally feeling upset about
something or somebody. Street jargon without expressedly
blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is
more or less generally functionalized as are "fuck" or
"shit".
t
take a crap (verb, idiom)
+ defecate Synonymous with 'take
a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap in his pants.' It has an
intentional reading, similar to 'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable
than 'take a shit.'
take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic)
defecate Very non-standard
colloquial term: 'John took a big dump last night.'
take a piss (verb, semi-idiom)
+ urinate E.g. "John took a
piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. "John took a piss in his
pants."
take a shit (verb, idiom)
+ defecate Synonymous with shit
(intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that "John took a shit
in his pants" has an intentional reading, whereas "John shit his
pants," usually has an unintentional reading.
tar baby (noun)
++ black person very derogatory term
referring to Blacks. This term is used mostly among older Americans.
tea bagging (adj.)
type of fellatio The act of
sucking the testicles. "Mary tea bags real nice". "John enjoys
it when he gets tea bagged".
Tea Room
a washroom where sex takes place
(usually in the gay culture)
telesis (noun)
progress inteligently planned pacific telesis
is the name of a company in
the
dogs bollocks
+ excellent
Probably from
The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase)
+ undesirable consequences occur as
the result to something. The verb here is fully inflected and can be
modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary told John she was knocked up.'
'The shit always hits the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.'
threesome (compound noun)
three people involved in sex
together Refers to any combination of gender.
threeway
woman (adjective noun)
woman who lets the male gender be
introduced orally, in her vagina and in anal intercourse. Quite popular in
the porn industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies and I made
Mary a threeway woman last night."
tinkle
urinating (of females) This term
is usually avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays urinating, in a
humorous sense.
tit in a wringer (phrase)
getting in a jam; being in a tight
spot also used to indicate foolishness. ie. if you
don't have enough money to pay you'r going to get
your tit in a wringer.
tit
+ breast Usually refers to female
breast, but may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not flat.
tittie
breast Childish term for 'tit'.
Only has female reference.
titty
fuck (noun)
masturbation by inserting the penis between
smooshed cleavage Another word for Dutch fuck.Example: "Man! Jill gave me the best titty fuck last weekend!"
to dog (verb, transitive)
to mock or ignore someone, to be
rude "John was dogging Jane all week because she wouldn't get in bed
with him." "Mary was dogging Jane because she found out about her and
John."
to swain (v.)
to spontaneously revoke or take
back, as in words or actions
toss my salad (verb, masculine)
To enagae
in anal intercourse Used by males in prison to engage in anal intercourse.
Inmates usually practice this with the aid of lubrication in the form of jelly
or honey. They see it as a "clean non-gay" form of sexual pleasure.
"Can I toss your salad?". Can also be used as an insult, "Toss
my salad!", kind of like "Kiss my ass!".
tosser
+ someone who one does not like. used
in context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying
trailer trash (noun)
+ This term is a little more
descriptive than poor white trash. It is a very BIG insult in the
trick (noun, count)
a hooker's client 'Mary had three
tricks last night.'
homosexual pickup 'John picked up
three tricks last night.'
trick (verb,
intrans.)
to have sex with a pick-up 'John
tricked with three guys last night.'
tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive)
1. to be high off drugs 2. to not be
thinking correctly The first usage is used more than the second. The second
usage refers to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes place of
"Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping." "She's
wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by
African-American groups and may not even be known outside of
tubs,
the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath Used humorously.
'John wen to the tubs last night.'
turd (noun, count)
shit Not totally acceptable, but
certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds
on the floor.'
turd
burglar (noun)
male homosexual most often used
in a derogatory and humorous manner
twat
+ vagina less offensive term than
cunt
twink (noun, count)
slim, smooth, blond young derived
from
u
up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom)
+ masturbate to be in a bad
situation with no obvious solution. "John is really up shit creek now.'
+ out of luck 'John was up shit
creek when his computer crashed the night before his paper was due.'
up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom)
++ A deterimental
term derived from 'up your ass'.
v
vertical bacon sandwich
+ labia Used to descride a particularly hanging vagina. eg
John thought that Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was
the best he had ever tasted.
w
wanker
+ you are an arsehole,
an english word also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently
wasted (verb, trans. and intrans.)
1. to be drunk 2. to seriously mess
up someone or something "John got really wasted at the party last
night." "Lucy wasted her car in the crash. "
water sports
urination as a turn on Term not
well known outside of circle and the gay world..
Wax the Dolphin
+ The act of male masturbation
wee-wee
penis children's term: 'Don't
look at my wee-wee!'
wetback (noun)
hispanic person
This term refers to all hispanics in the
whack off
(v. i.)
+ synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off
white swallow (compound noun)
+ semen Expression
not very well known outside of
whiz
urinate (verb) Probably taken
from the sound a urine stream makes. Usage: "I've gotta
take a whiz", or simply, "I gotta
whiz".
wicked pisser (noun)
used in
willie
tantrum "he's having a willie"
wobbly pop (noun)
beer on a hot day a cool wobbly
pop sure goes down good......
woody
+ Having an erection used quite
often around males
wordhole (noun)
aka mouth Shut
your wordhole choad!
wuss
(N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp [wUs] etym. combination of the words "wimp" and
"pussy" ex. "I was a teenage wuss",
"What a wuss!"
y
Yasser (noun)
+ erection short for 'Yasser Crackafat' (Arafat
obviously)
z
zipperhead (noun)
+ oriental person A very
derogatory term for Asian people. This term was coined by
zoom-in (noun)
a.k.a. close-up: a frighteningly
sudden, unexpected, sometimes unwanted, kiss. As in: 'Ew,
John kissed me last night. It was a real zoom-in.' Or: 'John pulled a zoom-in
on Mary last night.'
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